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Boy & the Hoods Young Kelly Kirschner's stunning victory in the city commission race was a win for neighborhood power. Robert Plunket |
It’s
Friday the 13th, perhaps not the most auspicious day for newly elected member
Kelly Kirschner, 32, to get sworn in as a Sarasota City Commissioner. The
ceremony is at noon, but first he has other business to attend to. He has an
appointment with the city attorney, and there are various stops to be made at
different city offices—the chores and errands any new city employee must
run.
But first on the list is an 8 a.m. breakfast meeting with the City
Legislative Issues Subcommittee of the Government Issues Council of The Greater
Sarasota Chamber of Commerce, which is a long way of saying “the business and
development community.” These particular nine men follow the city’s relationship
with a host of factors that affect them, and the densely packed agenda gives an
idea of the complexity of what’s involved.
There
are affordable housing, transit concurrency, the Engineering Design Criteria
manual, Cultural District financing, TIF district designation for neighborhoods
not in the downtown core, parking, county impact fees, zoning text amendments
about docks and yacht clubs, drugs and prostitution on the North Trail, the
noise ordinance, the Fruitville/Third Street initiative, and of course, “the
latest on baseball.”
The
nine men meeting with Kelly are, first of all, men. If any women are on the
committee, they didn’t make the meeting. Perhaps this sort of thing—an almost
obsessive delight in how all the intricacies of rules and regulations interact,
and how they can possibly be improved, stretched, taken advantage of— is a
particularly masculine pursuit, like football. With one or two exceptions, these
men are surprisingly young and rather informally dressed.
But
not Kelly. He is wearing a suit and tie—although the suit was purchased several
years ago, secondhand, at the Woman’s Exchange.
Coffee
is served and breakfast ordered. The atmosphere is relaxed and comfortable, but
there’s an underlying tension. It’s the first meeting of two potentially
opposing political forces, and both sides know that who has the real power has
not yet been established. Tony Souza, head of the Downtown Partnership, keeps
the tone light. “Today you get sworn in,” he tells Kelly. “Then you get sworn
at.”
Kelly
laughs. “A couple of people have already called City Hall to complain about what
a bad job I’m doing,” he says.
What
happens next might best be described as Kelly getting a little lecture on the
way the City of Sarasota really works. It’s like a very
complicated and intricate machine, with all sorts of checks and balances, some
official, some not, with planning studies galore, state laws to consider,
budgetary constraints, review boards, public meetings, federal funding, and
myriad special interest groups lobbying, bullying, blackmailing, threatening,
etc. To have it all laid out before you is a little intimidating. I can’t say I
saw Kelly’s eyes glaze over, but I do think I detected a flicker of, “Oh, my
God, I’m going to have to learn all this.”
About
half an hour into the meeting Tony points out the obvious: “We’re so enthused
we’re not letting you talk much. We asked you your priorities and we launched
into ours.”
Everybody
laughs, and then Kelly tells them where he stands. “I made as few campaign
promises as possible,” he says. “But the citizens must have a place at the
table. People have a palpable frustration with the way things are going. They
want a human-scale downtown. They want a more thoughtful and thorough debate at
the commission. It’s been a scary couple of years. The divisiveness has to
change.”
The
committee agrees that things are far from perfect. They are as frustrated as
everyone else. All the checks and balances have created an atmosphere of
constant crisis. “We have to create dialogue on projects before things get too
far down the road,” one of them says. “And we have to reduce the cost of the
dialogue process. All the concepts have to be locked down to an insane degree.
It breaks down to interest groups arguing.”
But
it’s still better than up in Manatee, they all agree. There it’s impossible to
get anything done. “The officials will not meet with you. Sarasota is much more
open,” one of the men says. “Here the commission and staff will listen to
everybody.”
The
possibility of collusion between politicians and developers is taken very
seriously in Florida. It is, after all, a story that has
occurred over and over. You constantly hear the word “transparency” down at City
Hall. A 380-page book details, in very fine print, the state’s Sunshine Law. The
commissioners may not discuss a project with each other while it is pending. Not
even the slightest little detail. I saw City Clerk Billy Robinson yell at Lou
Ann Palmer when she stuck her head in another commissioner’s office to ask when
a meeting was. And he was only half joking.
At
the moment, though, Kelly has his own ethical problem. Who pays for breakfast?
His hosts have not raised the issue. They are all tossing money onto the table,
on top of the bill the waitress has left. One can clearly see Kelly’s thought
process at the moment. Of course he wants to pay for himself, but just as
important, he wants everybody to see
him pay for himself. Unfortunately, all the others have broken down into little
conversational groups and no one is looking at him.
He
tosses some dollar bills down on the table. “Kelly,” I hiss. “Can you pay for
me? I forgot my money. I’ll pay you back, I promise.” He tosses down some more
dollar bills. Thank God no one saw that, either.
The
swearing-in ceremony at City Hall is scheduled for noon. At a quarter to, the
place is already packed. The atmosphere is festive and celebratory. Lots of
family members are present, plus just about anyone who has an interest in City
Hall—police chief Peter Abbott, community activists and artists Virginia Hoffman
and Diana Hamilton, County Commissioner Joe Barbetta, power broker and former
state Sen. Bob Johnson, ex-Van Wezel executive director John Wilkes, Pelican Press reporter Bob Ardren,
writer Stan Zimmerman, former city commissioner Carolyn Mason, and, of course,
Kelly’s proud father, Kerry, executive director of The Argus Foundation.
Kerry’s
face is beaming and there’s a swagger in his walk as he comes up to me to say
hello. “Did you help in the campaign?” I ask him.
“I
sure did,” he replies. “I helped by staying away.”
It
must have been tough for him, because Kerry Kirschner is right at home in city
politics. He’s served as mayor, vice mayor and commissioner. In his heyday—the
late ’80s and early ’90s—he was highly visible. This was largely due to his TV
show, a local access interview format that managed, through his sly wit and
endless curiosity, to be a cut above similar offerings. There was nothing timid
about it. One night he brought on some prostitutes from the North
Trail.
But
there are vast differences between father and son. Kerry might best be described
as a bohemian Republican. Dogma does not interest him, and he views the whole
process with a certain bemused detachment. Kelly is much more the serious
Democrat. He has a pronounced and often remarked-on “wonkish” side. Details and
policy fascinate him. He is the only person I know who was seriously following
the French election.
At
noon the buzz of the crowd dies down and the meeting begins. This is a special
meeting, rather like the opening of Parliament, with a sense of ending and
beginning. Feeling the ending part are the two commissioners who were voted out
of office. They sit at the commission table for the last time, and they don’t
look happy about it.
Outgoing
mayor Fredd Atkins opens the meeting. He introduces the “State of the City”
video, presented once a year rather like the President’s State of the Union
address. The video outlines Sarasota’s progress
over the past year: 14 new city police officers,
cleaning up the bayfront, the new skate park, the search for the new city manager. As it
concludes, he announces, “That voice is for hire,” referring to his flawless
voice-over narration. Fredd is in a very good, almost ebullient mood today, no
doubt because he alone of the three commissioners up for re-election retained
his seat.
Mary
Anne Servian is the first outgoing commissioner to speak. Her remarks are
polite, succinct and a little bit frosty. Mary Anne, a local businesswoman who
was thought to have higher political ambitions, was ousted by neighborhood
activist Dick Clapp.
After
Mary Anne, Danny Bilyeu speaks. He was also ousted by a neighborhood activist
(Kelly), and if you’re starting to see a pattern, so is the commission. They
have received a vote of no confidence from the voters in general, and they seem
a little worried. Lou Ann Palmer remarks on it more than
once.
Danny’s
farewell speech is much different from Mary Anne’s. It’s long, emotional,
hilarious and cathartic. It begins with a cell phone call. It’s supervisor of
elections Kathy Dent, he tells the crowd, and she’s telling him that try as she
might, she just can’t find any extra votes.
Danny
Bilyeu has always been hard to categorize. He’s been around forever. I first met
him when he was a realtor for Michael Saunders. People who don’t like him refer
to him as a “handyman” who pals around with the developers. At any rate, it
appears that his pro-development votes have cost him the election. His words are
unapologetic, though. He says he wants to thank the developers. “I have never
been bought,” he states. Then he addresses the commissioners. “I hope you have
better luck with the neighborhoods. I’ll be praying for you.”
He
and Kelly hug as they pass in the aisle, then Kelly takes his seat. Next to the
other commissioners, he looks shockingly young. The first order of business is
to elect a new mayor. Lou Ann Palmer wins. This is what Kelly has been hoping
for. Her work in Tallahassee on the city’s behalf will be
bolstered if she has the title of Mayor. The second order of business is to
elect a vice mayor. Kelly Kirschner wins. Kelly then makes the remarks he’s been
working on all morning in his head. He thanks his wife, Tracy, and his campaign
workers, then says he will “strive to bring you the utmost in customer
service.”
New
mayor Palmer then sums things up. Actually, first she introduces her aunt in the
audience, then she sums things up. “We have to restore confidence in the
commission,” she tells everyone. “The election indicated it’s not
there.”
“Not
my election,” says Fredd Atkins with his trademark chuckle. Mayor Palmer
tactfully refrains from pointing out that he won by only 200-plus votes over a
little-known opponent.
The
story of Kelly Kirschner is one of becoming. After all, what has he done but get
elected to the city commission? But his story is emblematic of Sarasota. It does much to
explain the soul of the town, its worries, its conflicts and its
values.
Like
most of us, he was born “up North” (a phrase constantly used in Sarasota and usually referring to a terrible place we
emigrated from) in Stamford,
Conn., in 1975, but moved here at
the age of nine months. His parents, Kerry and Jane, decided to leave the
corporate lifestyle and start anew in the sunshine. They bought a business, Blue
Heron Fruit Shippers, complete with a roadside stand near the airport, and a big
old Spanish house right on the bay. The house sat on an acre of land and cost a
then-staggering sum of $150,000.
I
didn’t grow up in Sarasota, but listening to those who did, I get
jealous. The small-town atmosphere, the swimming, the fishing, the bay as their
playground. Kelly played football with the Ringling Redskins and went to
Cardinal
Mooney High
School, along with his older brothers, Kent and
Sean, and his younger sister, Katie. His grades were good and he dutifully took
piano lessons. He went on to get a degree in foreign service studies from
Georgetown
University on a full
scholarship. There was a catch, though. He had to manage the basketball team. “I
was basically the water boy,” he remembers. One of his duties was to “baby-sit
the jocks” and keep them out of trouble, though sometimes he got in trouble with
them.