Then Caroline enters. She’s wearing a ski parka; the weather is
freakishly cold and unusually humid. Her hair doesn’t look right. One side is
awkwardly awry. She mentions this to the audience. “There will never, ever be a
shampoo called Sarasota,” she tells
them.
Her second show is much like the first. Most of the stories are repeated
but not all. The Crown Princess does not make an appearance, but Caroline does
include her signature routine, “What is it you can’t face?” This is based on a
line from the movie version of The Sound
of Music. The Mother Superior is talking to Julie Andrews, and she ever so
slightly mispronounces the word “can’t” in such a way that we couldn’t possibly
publish it in a family magazine.
Off-color material is the lifeblood of standup. “People expect it,” Les
tells me. There isn’t anything said at McCurdy’s that wouldn’t be said in a
group of close friends, but the fact it’s said out loud in public seems to
liberate the audience. It isn’t so much the shock value, although that’s
certainly part of the equation. It’s more about allowing the comic to connect
with the innermost, uncensored brain of the audience. The truth is often vulgar,
sexual, scatological or politically incorrect, and standup is one the few art
forms where this fact is crucial and often made part of the aesthetic. (But Les
realizes it’s not for everyone. He regularly presents “family shows,” where no
alcohol is served, kids are welcome, and the jokes “are so squeaky clean you can
bring a five-year-old.”)
Les watches Caroline while standing up in back. It’s his habit to watch
the audience more than the performer, checking the room, making sure that things
are running smoothly. But the comedian in him gets caught up in Caroline’s act.
He has never booked her before; indeed, he has never seen her perform. He was a
little apprehensive, as he is with every new act, but he catches Pam’s eye and
they both grin. Caroline Rhea is a hit. The McCurdys will have her back as often
as they can.
Caroline is still onstage when Les leaves. Costaki, standing on the
sidelines, begins to give her their little signals that it’s time to wrap things
up. She notices them but forges ahead. She’s high on performing. “Sometimes the
problem is getting her to stop,” Costaki whispers. He’s ready to head back to
their suite at The Colony. Maybe he can beat her at tennis in the morning.
“She’s old and she don’t move so good,” he jokes.
Les takes one more look around and then slips out the door. Everything is
going great and they don’t need him anymore. It may be the Friday night late
show, but at the laughter place, things are every bit as funny as they should
be.